28.12.2014 – 04.01.2015
Me: Oliver, did you do a pop off?
“No Mummy, it was my BUMMMM!”
Me: You have to go to Kindy next week.
“No, cuz cuz cuz a truck reversed into it and CRASHED it.”
After driving past it to show him it was still there:
“Oh, okay then!”
After I walk out of my bedroom dressed in my New Year’s Eve Outfit:
“Wow Mummy, cool! Why aren’t you dancing?”
After treating his rubbing rash with Aloe Vera:
“I feel better already!”
Whilst laughing at a joke on his favourite TV show, Octonauts:
“NO MUMMY! I NOT SHARE! MY OCTONAUTS.”