After his four year old injections, whilst standing and facing the wall.
I’m a bit grumpy with you two.
They put holes in me and took all of my blood.
Do you know when the baby is born, they will have to get their injections too?
Mummy, we can’t let them. We can’t take the baby to the doctors okay.
Mummy, I go to the toilet. Can you keep after my pirate ship?
Mummy, my tummy all the food in it is moving around.
What’s wrong sweet heart?
I took this toy home from Kindy, it’s Sally’s.
Mummy, we don’t call people Dingleberry do we?
No, it’s not nice.
Yeah, and we don’t call them a poo head or a fart face.