My camera and iPad got replaced by insurance this week.
Mummy, my iPad got tooken too.
No, she’s got a boy-gina!!
I just want to put a hole in and see the babies hand and see if she will hold my finger.
Sleep talking: Fucking ducks!
How did I get into your bed last night?
You had a nightmare, so I carried you in.
Oh, I don’t ‘member, thanks ’bout that!